Cursed Wishes

Granted... people didnt know anything accept what happens in thier own life, and many people committed scicide because people didnt care if they were suffering from major depression.

I wish deer guts smelt good.

Granted, but then you got addicted to it like a bad drug, and died from the scent.

I wish only good things happened in the world.

Granted... but there was no excitment.

I wish anger was easier to control.

Granted, but then it was to easy so no one ever had anger and then it was no fun!

I wish that it was easier to type with my cow finger puppet on.

granted, but then it was hard to type regular.

I wish that snoglobe santa's arm hadn't fallen off.

Granted, but then your arm fell off.

I wish I didn't freak out over "Supersize Me" in my health class. *shudders*

Granted, but you got addicted to it, and everything that happens happens to you!

I wish that heart burn didnt feel like somone is shoving a blowtorch through your chest

Granted, but then your head got blown off.

I wish hiccups didn't hurt.

Granted, but then burps hurt.

I wish my fish didnt keep dying.

Granted, but then your parents died.

I wish Michael Jackson didn't die, and it was Justin Bieber instead. (Sorry, Bieber lovers, but you guys need a life if you love that kid.)

I dont want to curse that!!!

I wish jb was dead

Granted, but...um....i dunno...lol

I wish guys weren't such poopheads...

HEY!! umm, granted, but... none of them liked you. XD

I wish I could figure out how to make my siggy space smaller.

Granted, but then you lost it forever.

I wish that people didn't make fun of my sneezes.

Granted, they made fun of everything else about you!

I wish my fish would just eat all the algae. (he is an algae eater, so shouldnt he live up to his name?)

Granted, but then he exploded.

I wish those "your mom" jokes would just end.

granted, they all turned into "thats what she said" jokes.

I wish I could live forever.

Granted, but everyone else in the world had to give up their lives so you could live forever, and you lived alone forever.

I wish I wasn't so cold!

Granted, but then u died of a heat stroke.

I wish that i couls stop eating gthese chips...

Granted, but you starved to death.

I wish rubix cubes were easier

Granted, but then it was wayyy to easy

i wish that gushers were healthy

granted, but then... you died

I wish that I pass my quiz today.

Granted, but then all the other quizzess that you take this school year will fail.

I wish that Johnny would stop coming to all of my churchs retreats and stuff.

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!!!! ODIE!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!! I shall now change name to a fake name. >=( Odie hoff should think a little...

Well, then Mitchel got mad at you for putting out even the tinyst piece of personal information.

I wish Odie could follow the rules, He is a mod after all...

Granted, but then Odie told Mitchel to take a chill pill and it was a mistake.

I wish that ------ would stop coming to all my church activities.