Curse the wish before you, then make a wish of your own. Example...
I wish I had a pony
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Granted, but it died.
I wish I had a Dinosaur
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Granted, but it ate you.
Get it?
So here we go...
I wish I could have spagettii for breakfast
I wish I had a pony
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Granted, but it died.
I wish I had a Dinosaur
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Granted, but it ate you.
Get it?
So here we go...
I wish I could have spagettii for breakfast